Every night:
Me:Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
Body:I'm not comfy
Bed:Here let me add a spring in your side
Body:MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach:I'm hungry
Brain:Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me:*about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain:Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg:Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear:WTF was that?!
Brain:It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me:*an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder:Not so fast missy.
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